Ok, y’all, I just now figured out how to create an interactive quiz. Unfortunately, I can’t seem to make the embed code work, so if you want to find out how Southern you are, you’ll have to click this link.
Be sure to come back and let me know how you scored and whether you think I ought to make more quizzes.
Photo Credit: Question mark die cuts available at the GlitterDustDesigns Etsy store.
I daresay there’s no place in the country–perhaps even the planet–where folks eat more salad per capita than the South. Now before y’all start to challenge my completely made up statistics, let me explain: When I say “salad,” I don’t mean a bowl of veggies lightly drizzled with dressing, perhaps topped with a sprinkling of walnuts or cranberries. Oh no. I’m referring to Southern-style salad, which hardly ever features any vegetable as the main ingredient.
When I was a kid, my dad would hook our pop-up camper to the trailer hitch on the car and away we’d go to the KOA Campgrounds in uber-exotic Wiggins, MS. Once we’d parked in our assigned spot, we’d set up camp. This involved popping up the camper and erecting a tarp cover to shade the picnic table, complete with a snazzy string of plastic fruit lights. (My mother never met a place she couldn’t decorate.)
If you happen to be in the South and happen to be offered a slice of caramel cake (or better yet, somebody’s grandmother’s caramel cake), proceed with caution. Much like heroin, one hit’s too many and a thousand is never enough.
To Southerners, Walmart isn’t just a place to score “everyday low prices” on toilet paper, big screen tvs, or whatnot. Oh no. It’s where folks go to socialize. You never know who might turn up at the local Walmart on a Sunday evening. And if you’re not there to take part in the gossip, well, one guess who the gossiping’s going to be about.
stuff southern people like 
A little bit country and a little bit rock and roll. That’s me, I have all my southerness, but I’ve just added layers on top! Thanks for the quiz, but now I am craving a Frito Pie! I think tonight may be the night I introduce it to my Yankee hubby! With lots of onions, of course. If you want to see what a southerner does with a sweets table, you can check out my blog for vintage glass. http://www.vintagey‘all.wordpress.com
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As I have long suspected, I am a true belle (or a good ol’ boy, which I have not long-suspected, but perhaps others have. Where was I?).
It was sketchy there for a moment because, lordy, I have never had a frito pie. I’m fixin’ to fix that. Great quiz!!
Thanks! Yep, you need to get on that frito pie situation. I might could make you one, but I imagine they don’t travel well.
Southern to the bone, baby!
But of course!!
Well apparently I’m a little bit country and a little bit rock & roll. Even though I’ve lived my entire life in the northeast and always been a lot rock & roll, your survey must have sensed that I am a NASCAR fan.
Oh, yes, it knows…
I’m a True Belle. Easiest quiz I’ve ever taken!
Southern to the bone…would you expect less?
southern belle! I was hopin’ for some of that.
Yay!